Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

""He's a monster, lord!" "He's a son of Poseidon. Just like... well, just like me." "No! Monster! Horse-eater! Not trusted!" "I'll give you sugar cubes at the end of the race." "Sugar cubes?" "Very big sugar cubes. And apples. Did I mention the apples?""

""I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut.""

"“The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important.""It was probably important to her.”"

"Hermes gazed up at the stars. "My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it. It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the Internet--”"

"Everywhere we went, dead Confederate sailors stared at us, their ghostly bearded faces shimmering over their skulls. They approved of Annabeth because she told them she was from Virginia."

""Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not a guinea pig." "Me, too." I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt."

""What Luke told you back on the Princess Andromeda, about starting the world from scratch.. that really got to you, huh?" "My fatal flaw. That's what the Sirens showed me. My fatal flaw is hubris." "That brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?" "No, Seaweed Brain. That's hummus. Hubris is worse." "What could be worse than hummus?" "Hubris means deadly pride, Percy. Thinking you can do things better than anyone else... even the gods.""

""I'm just a kid Chiron. What good is one lousy hero against something like Kronos?" "What good is one lousy hero? Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain said something like to me once, just before he single-handedly changed the course of your Civil War.""