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Synopsis
After a mobster agrees to cooperate with an FBI investigation in order to stay out of prison, he's relocated by the authorities to a life of suburban anonymity as part of a witness protection program. It's not long before a couple of his new neighbours figure out his true identity and come knocking to see if he'd be up for one more hit—suburban style.
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Cast & Crew
Matthew Perry
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
Bruce Willis
Jimmy 'Tulipán' Tudeski
Natasha Henstridge
Cynthia Tudeski
Amanda Peet
Jill St. Claire
Michael Clarke Duncan
Franklin 'Frankie Figs' Figueroa
Rosanna Arquette
Sophie Oseransky
Kevin Pollak
Janni Pytor Gogolak
Harland Williams
Special Agent Steve Hanson
Carmen Ferlan
Sophie's Mom
Serge Christianssens
Mr. Boulez
Renee Madeline Le Guerrier
Waitress
Jean-Guy Bouchard
Mover
Howard Bilerman
Dave Martin
Johnny Goar
Hungarian Hood
Deano Clavet
Polish Pug
Stephanie Biddle
Jazz Singer
France Arbour
Mrs. Boulez
Sean Devine
Sgt. Buchanan
Richard Jutras
Agent Morrissey
Mark Camacho
Interrogator #1
Allan Kaufman
Producer
Jonathan Lynn
Director
David Willis
Producer
Elie Samaha
Executive Producer
Andrew Stevens
Executive Producer
George Edde
Executive Producer
Memorable quotes from The Whole Nine Yards
"It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive."
"Everybody dies. Sooner or later."
"I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door."
"Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is KETCHUP! Or MAYBE some of that SPECIAL SAUCE you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody."
"The great and powerful Oz."
"Friends do not engage in sexual congress with each other's wives."
"I'm telling you this like a friend because if you screw this up - I would hate to... I would really hate to have to kill you. I would hate it more than mayonnaise. You know how much I hate mayonnaise."
"You know this whole... sneaking into the house thing, to try to kill me? You guys are really good! You really... heh heh heh... bye, Janni! [shoots Janni in the head]"
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