Napoleon Dynamite

"You know like numchuck (sic) skills...bowhunting skills...computer hacking skills...Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"

"I caught you a delicious bass."

"Do the chickens have large talons?"

"Pedro offers you his protection."

"Yeah, hold on...I forgot to put in the crystals."

"Yeah, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff."

"Are you guys having a killer time?"

"What the heck are you even talking about?"