What Happens in Vegas

"We got robbed...the only thing they took was the door.. (shrugs shoulders)"

"Yeah that's a little bit of me...and some other people. (Response when Joy says his bed stinks)"

"Oh yeah this is happening (said while peeing in the kitchen sink) oh, and by the way, it's your day on dishes"

"(To Joy when she sees the bathroom) Don't throw all of that hair away. I'm saving it up to make you something special... like a hat... or a sweater."

"I'd rather do nothing and be happy than do something I know I don't love."

"(To Joy before she leaves for work) Don't get hit by a bus. (Door closes) Or do. Whatever."

"(To Doctor Twitchell at councilling) Her candles smell awesome!"

"(Morning after the drunk wedding) What's mine is yours! Me coffee su coffee, haha..."