Try Premium Free For 7 Days Now!

Try Premium
Daddy Day Care (2003) poster PG

Daddy Day Care

Who's your daddy?

★ 5.92003 · 2000s92 minen

Two men get laid off and have to become stay-at-home dads when they can't find jobs, which inspires them to open their own day-care center.

Where to watch Trailer

Where to Watch

Memorable quotes from Daddy Day Care

"If you don't stop it with that Star Trek stuff, I'm gonna push you in that sticker bush."
"Any boob can run a day-care center, but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on: a family."
"When The Carrot is done with you, you will be nothing but a kumquat!"
"Let's get safety gate crazy."
"THIS STUFF - IS NOT FOR SALE! [throws down his magazine]"
"Charlie: [wakes up] Hey, Ben, how you doing, man? [yawns] Oh, God. Daddy's got to get ready for work."
"Ben: Can't you stay home?"
"Charlie: No, I got a big day at work today. A real big day."

Trailer

Cast & Crew

All actors →