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Daddy Day Care

Who's your daddy?

★ 5.9 2003 · 2000s 92 min en

Synopsis

Two men get laid off and have to become stay-at-home dads when they can't find jobs, which inspires them to open their own day-care center.

Memorable quotes from Daddy Day Care

"If you don't stop it with that Star Trek stuff, I'm gonna push you in that sticker bush."
"Any boob can run a day-care center, but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on: a family."
"When The Carrot is done with you, you will be nothing but a kumquat!"
"Let's get safety gate crazy."
"THIS STUFF - IS NOT FOR SALE! [throws down his magazine]"
"Charlie: [wakes up] Hey, Ben, how you doing, man? [yawns] Oh, God. Daddy's got to get ready for work."
"Ben: Can't you stay home?"
"Charlie: No, I got a big day at work today. A real big day."

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