Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"Written and directed by Kevin Smith."

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,Mother mother fuck,Mother mother fuck fuck,Mother fuck mother fuck,Noise, noise, noise.1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4,Noise, noise, noise.Smoking weed, smoking whizz,Doing coke, drinking beers,Drinking beers, beers, beers,Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts.Who smokes the blunts?We smoke the blunts!Rolling blunts and smoke the b..."

"15 bucks, little man,Put that shit in my handIf that money doesn't showThen you owe me, owe me, owe"

"Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?"

"What the fuck is The Internet?"

"What? I have a wiping problem. I stick those little pieces of paper up my brown eye, and BAM! No shit stains on my undies. What, you don't believe me? Let me show you. Check this shit out. Spread my cheeks so you can see the fucking stink nuggets!"

"(While humping Silent Bob's leg) I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealing the monkey! Stealing the little monkey!"

"(On videotape) I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. No one rules a C.L.I.T. like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I am the C.L.I.T. commander! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it."