Dude, Where's My Car?

"Wait a second. Let's recap. Last night we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying. [Chester slaps him] Thanks, dude."

"I refuse to let us go down in history as the dudes who destroyed the universe."

"We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey."

"Jesse: [After discovering their kitchen is insanely stocked in every nook and cranny of Chocolate pudding] Is it possible that we got so wasted last night that we bought a lifetime supply of pudding and then totally forgot about it?"

"Chester: [Opens the cupboard to find it's entirely full of pudding] I'd say it's entirely possible."

"Jesse: Nelson, your dog's a stoner!"

"Chester: Can he also bong a beer?"

"Nelson: Nah. All he does is pretty much lie around and smoke his pipe."