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Spy Hard

All the action. All the women. Half the intelligence.

★ 5.4 1996 · 1990s 81 min en

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Synopsis

The evil Gen. Rancor has his sights set on world domination, and only one man can stop him: Dick Steele, also known as Agent WD-40. Rancor needs to obtain a computer circuit for the missile that he is planning to fire, so Steele teams up with Veronique Ukrinsky, a KGB agent whose father designed the chip. Together they try to locate the evil mastermind's headquarters, where Veronique's father and several other hostages are being held.

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Cast & Crew

Leslie Nielsen

Leslie Nielsen

Dick Steele

Nicollette Sheridan

Nicollette Sheridan

Veronique Ukrinsky

Charles Durning

Charles Durning

The Director

Marcia Gay Harden

Marcia Gay Harden

Miss Cheevus

Barry Bostwick

Barry Bostwick

Norman Coleman

Andy Griffith

Andy Griffith

General Rancor

Stephanie Romanov

Stephanie Romanov

Victoria / Barbara Dahl

Talisa Soto

Talisa Soto

Desiree More

Robert Guillaume

Robert Guillaume

Agent Steve Bishop

Carl Ciarfalio

Carl Ciarfalio

Thug #1

Keith Campbell

Keith Campbell

Thug #2

Esau McKnight

Esau McKnight

Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone

Taylor Negron

Taylor Negron

Painter

'Weird Al' Yankovic

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Himself

Alex Trebek

Alex Trebek

Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)

Mr. T

Mr. T

Helicopter Pilot

Ray Charles

Ray Charles

Busdriver

Joyce Brothers

Joyce Brothers

Steele's Tag Team Member

Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan

Steele's Other Tag Team Member

Pat Morita

Pat Morita

Brian, Waiter in Restaurant

Rick Friedberg

Rick Friedberg

Director

Doug Draizin

Doug Draizin

Producer

Rick Friedberg

Rick Friedberg

Producer

Jeffrey Konvitz

Jeffrey Konvitz

Producer

Leslie Nielsen

Leslie Nielsen

Executive Producer

Robert L. Rosen

Robert L. Rosen

Executive Producer

Memorable quotes from Spy Hard

"I'm Bud Fudlacker. I have a small mail order business. I travel with the American Gladiators. I'm 55. I like small appliances, and I do tax accounting on the side."
"Crazy? Some people think walking down the street muttering to yourself is crazy. I'll tell you what crazy is: Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, saying: "I'm a hamster. I'm a hamster." That's crazy."
Let me guess
"You are Dick Steele. Agent WD-40 and with the Secret Service. You are 52. You like big screen TVs and you wish to stop General Rancor."
"Here's to your remarkable powers of observation, Mr. Steele. I am agent 3.14. Veronique Ukrinsky. My father is the professor."
"This is a picture of my father. If we get separated, find him. Save him."
"Get out of here. This is a front for Rancor."
"Dick, come on. We have to go! NOW!!"
"That Steele's gonna be sorry his mama ever met his papa. We gonna heat up the fire! Boys!!"