Synopsis
The owner of a bank (Miss Bitterman) wants to own the Muppet Theatre so she can build a nightclub over it. After she tricks Pepe into giving her the only copy of the contract between her father and the Muppets, she changes it so the Muppets have very little time to pay a debt they owe. Meanwhile, the Muppets are trying to put on a Christmas show. After the Muppets are confronted by Bitterman, they…
Memorable quotes from It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie
"Sal Minella: Yeah, your gloomy behavior would make us wonder if something bad has happened."
"Kermit: [stammers] We lost everything."
"Johnny Fiama: Uh, you're good, I didn't know you could read people like that."
"Sal Minella: It's a gift. Like my gold record player."
"Kermit: [sadly] I'm sorry I convinced you all to work so hard and believe in this dream. It was all for nothing! [all the Muppets sadly groaning] We lost the money, we lost the theater. We've lost everything."
"Robin the Frog: But it'll work out all right. Right, Uncle Kermit? I mean, we'll just all pull together and everything'll be okay. Right? [all the Muppets agreed with Robin the Frog, but not Kermit]"
"Kermit: [sadly] Not this time. [Kermit tearfully walks away on the theater]"
"Daniel: [after having saved Kermit from freezing to death] You're alive! Now I can save you!"
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Cast & Crew
Steve Whitmire
Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat / Beaker / Elvises (voice)
Dave Goelz
The Great Gonzo / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Waldorf / Zoot (voice)
Bill Barretta
Pepe the King Prawn / Bobo the Bear / Johnny Fiama / Swedish Chef / Lew Zealand / Howard Tubman / Rowlf the Dog / Elvises (voice)
Eric Jacobson
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Yoda / Elvises (voice)
David Arquette
Daniel
Joan Cusack
Rachel Bitterman
Matthew Lillard
Luc Fromage
William H. Macy
Glenn
Whoopi Goldberg
Daniel's 'Boss'
Carson Daly
Self
Kelly Ripa
Self
Joe Rogan
Self
Molly Shannon
Self
Robert Smigel
Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog (voice)
Zach Braff
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian
Sarah Chalke
Dr. Elliot Reid
Neil Flynn
Janitor
John C. McGinley
Dr. Perry Cox
Judy Reyes
Nurse Carla Espinosa
Bill Lawrence
Self
Jim Lewis
Writer
Tom Martin
Writer
Kirk R. Thatcher
Director
Martin G. Baker
Producer
Juliet Blake
Executive Producer
Warren Carr
Producer
Brian Henson
Executive Producer
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