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Memorable quotes from The Master of Disguise
"Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?"
"I do for you now a scene from the hit motion picture . You ready? Okay. "Why don't you get away from me, Donkey?" "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, get away from you? I'm makin' waffles!""
"Now I can teach you to become a Master of Disguise."
"Pistachio, it is demoralizing to your opponent to repeat the phrase: "Who's your daddy?"."
"All I'm saying is I dated a guy who used to smoke these. This is a handmade cigar from the Turtle Club."
"This is no life for my son. I will never tell him of his true destiny. [echoes]"
"Listen, you! You have a problem with my son, you have a problem with me! You and you, GET OUT!"
"Did you just tell me to shut up?"
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Dana Carvey
Pistachio Disguisey
Brent Spiner
Devlin Bowman
Jennifer Esposito
Jennifer Baker
Harold Gould
Grandfather Disguisey
James Brolin
Fabbrizio Disguisey
Austin Wolff
Barney Baker
Edie McClurg
Mother Disguisey
Maria Canals-Barrera
Sophia (as Maria Canals)
Robert Machray
Texas Man
Michael Bailey Smith
Henchman
Rachel Lederman
Texas Wife
Mark Devine
Trent
Kenan Thompson
Kenan
Jay Johnston
Rex
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Lee Keller
Group Dancer
Vincent Riverside
Henchman
Mark Ginther
Henchman
Carrick O'Quinn
Henchman
Mitch Silpa
Henchman
Perry Andelin Blake
Director
Dana Carvey
Writer
Harris Goldberg
Writer
Barry Bernardi
Producer
Sidney Ganis
Producer
Todd Garner
Producer
Jack Giarraputo
Executive Producer
Adam Sandler
Executive Producer
Alex Siskin
Producer