¡Three Amigos!

"Mount up! ... It means get on your horses."

"Uh, this is real... Yes: They. are going. to KILL us!"

"You were supposed to fire up! We both fired UP! It's like living with a six-year-old."

"Well you slime eating dogs, you scum-sucking pigs, you sons of a motherless goat!"

"In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!"

"One time, Dorothy Gish was visiting me on the set of "Little Neddy, Grab Your Gun". And she came up to me and she looked me in the face and - I'd never met her, I'd just known her on films, you know, Dorothy Gish, Lillian's sister - and she looked me in the eyes and she said, "Young man, you have got it." And. Ah! Dorothy Gish. It's a true story."

"Do you have anything besides Mexican food?"

"I know each one of you, like I know my own smell!"