Lucky Number Slevin

"Look at me. Look at my smile. Your son is dead."

"I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose."

"If there's one thing I know, is when someone is lying. A man in my position, that's all he has to go on. To know a lie when he hears it: the difference between life and death... your own... someone else's. That being said, he wasn't lying."

"Since we're not friends and you hate baseball, then why the fuck are you here?"

""The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle.""

"I'm gonna say what any man with two penises would say, when his tailor asks him if he dresses right or left... Yes."

"You can only kill me once."

"Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third. Now that's a story. This... is something else."