Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

"A refrigerator? Ready-made meals? And a TV? This isn't camping!"

"I feel like a gangster right now!"

"This song goes out to a very special little lady. Heather Hills... this one's for you."

"Hey, what is that? A store-bought s'mores maker? A TV?! Pre-tied knots?! Stan, you're a phony! So much for the big camper."

"You know what my grandpa always used to say? "A man who never made a mistake never made anything. The trick is to be responsible and to learn from your mistakes." And you can do that. You're a really great kid, Greg. And I'm not just saying that because we're a lot alike."

"Heather: [after Rodrick knocks down her ice bust; enraged] No. NO! [picks up a microphone stand and walks over to him; lividly] I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"

"Greg: I can't believe it's so crowded here. School isn't even out yet. Maybe we should come back."

"Rodrick: How 'bout never? Does never sound good?"