Rush Hour 3

"And you're not my brother."

"If you're half-Chinese, I'm half-black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, isn't it?"

"The ambassador is my responsibility!"

"You're lucky we're not in Hong Kong. Phone book is twice as big."

"Maybe we should put on a dirty movie. Only $9.95."

"For your information, I'm part Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I've studied the ancient teaching of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wushu martial arts, spending every afternoon at the Hong Kong Garden Massage Parlor on Pico and Bundy. I'm half-Chinese, baby."

"In case you missed it, man, people are trying to kill me! I'm covered in shit and some French cops whupped my ass with some yellow pages, man. So don't tell me it ain't none of my business!"

"Fine. I'm not your brother."