Synopsis
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
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Cast & Crew
Adam Sandler
Zohan Dvir
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Dalia Hakbarah
John Turturro
Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
Nick Swardson
Michael Klayman
Lainie Kazan
Gail Klayman
Rob Schneider
Salim Yousfobdal
Kevin Nealon
Kevin
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
Yamit Sol
Dorit
Adria Tennor
Kids' Salon Owner
Daoud Heidami
Nasi
Dave Matthews
James T. O'Skanlon
Charlotte Rae
Mrs. Greenhouse
Michael Buffer
Grant Walbridge
Ido Mosseri
Oori Shulimson
Sayed Badreya
Hamdi
Robert Smigel
Yosi
Ido Mor
Hassan
Donna Feldman
Michal
Norma Michaels
Older Lady in Salon
Dennis Dugan
Director
Jack Giarraputo
Producer
Adam Sandler
Producer
Barry Bernardi
Executive Producer
Robert Smigel
Executive Producer
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