In Bruges

"Written and directed by Martin McDonagh."

"This is my vote of what we should do. We give it another day, two days max, then we check the papers again and if there's still nothing in 'em, we phone him and say, "Harry, thank you for the trip to Bruges, it's been very nice, all the old buildings and that, but we're coming back to London now," and hide out in a proper country where it isn't all just fucking chocolates."

"Exactly at what point was it that all skinheads suddenly became poofs? It used to be, you were a skinhead, you just went round beating up Pakistani twelve-year olds. Now it seems a prerequisite to be a fucking bumboy!"

"Ken: [Preparing to climb the the belfry] Coming up?"

"Ray: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that from down here."

"Ken: Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world."

"Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I'd've grown up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't."

"Overweight Man: Been to the top of the tower?"