Synopsis
A fleet of Martian spacecraft surrounds the world's major cities and all of humanity waits to see if the extraterrestrial visitors have, as they claim, "come in peace." U.S. President James Dale receives assurance from science professor Donald Kessler that the Martians' mission is a friendly one. But when a peaceful exchange ends in the total annihilation of the U.S. Congress, military men call…
Memorable quotes from Mars Attacks!
"We should nuke these assholes with everything we got, sir."
"Screw the press! This is a need-to-know situation. We should make it a top secret, and we should move in right away with DefCon-4!"
"You can't have Martians running all over Nevada!"
"What are you guys gawking at?! Get that President outta here!"
"Even in a time of so-called intergalactic emergency, people still want to roooooll them bones!"
"I'd been thinkin' about Mars when there wasn't no Mars."
"I'm not a crook, I'm ambitious. There's a difference."
"I'll tell you one thing, they ain't gettin' the TV."
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Cast & Crew
Jack Nicholson
President Dale / Art Land
Glenn Close
Marsha Dale
Annette Bening
Barbara Land
Pierce Brosnan
Donald Kessler
Danny DeVito
Rude Gambler
Martin Short
Jerry Ross
Sarah Jessica Parker
Nathalie Lake
Michael J. Fox
Jason Stone
Rod Steiger
General Decker
Tom Jones
Tom Jones
Lukas Haas
Richie Norris
Natalie Portman
Taffy Dale
Jim Brown
Byron Williams
Lisa Marie
Martian Girl
Sylvia Sidney
Grandma Norris
Paul Winfield
General Casey
Pam Grier
Louise Williams
Jack Black
Billy Glenn Norris
Janice Rivera
Cindy
Ray J
Cedric
Tim Burton
Producer
Tim Burton
Director
Larry Franco
Producer
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