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Synopsis
Clear the runway for Derek Zoolander, VH1's three-time male model of the year. His face falls when hippie-chic Hansel scooters in to steal this year's award. The evil fashion guru Mugatu seizes the opportunity to turn Derek into a killing machine. It's a well-designed conspiracy and only with the help of Hansel and a few well-chosen accessories like Matilda can Derek make the world safe for male models everywhere.
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Cast & Crew
Ben Stiller
Derek Zoolander
Owen Wilson
Hansel
Christine Taylor
Matilda Jeffries
Will Ferrell
Mugatu
Milla Jovovich
Katinka
Jerry Stiller
Maury Ballstein
David Duchovny
J.P. Prewitt
Jon Voight
Larry Zoolander
Judah Friedlander
Scrappy Zoolander
Nathan Lee Graham
Todd
Alexandre Manning
Brint
Asio Highsmith
Rufus
Alexander Skarsgård
Meekus
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Christian Slater
Christian Slater
Tom Ford
Tom Ford
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Steve Kmetko
Steve Kmetko
Tommy Hilfiger
Tommy Hilfiger
Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman
Ben Stiller
Director
Scott Rudin
Producer
Lauren Zalaznick
Executive Producer
Adam Schroeder
Executive Producer
Stuart Cornfeld
Producer
Joel Gallen
Executive Producer
Ben Stiller
Producer
Memorable quotes from Zoolander
"Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your "do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way"?"
"At the Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good-looking."
"Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game!"
"Maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good looking?"
"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think. If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."
"Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique."
"It's that damn Hansel – He's so hot right now!"
"Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein. Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! YOU'VE DONE NOTHING! NOTHING!! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done then I will. [To the Malaysian Prime Minister] DIE YOU WAGE HIKING SCUM!"
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