Evan Almighty

"(to Long after the Ark crashes into Congress] Hello Congressman. Mind if I park my boat here?"

"People, the flood is imminent! (nothing happens) IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A LITTLE PRECIPITATION!?"

"(two wolves growl at Long) Don't look now Congressman but the wolves are here. Although I wouldn't worry so much about these wolves but those. (Evan gestures to the angry members of Congress standing behind Long)"

"(Joan and the kids have just left him) I know, I know. Everything you do, you do because you love me. (A sprinkler blasts him in the face) Do me a favor; love me less!"

"And he wanted me to wear this robe because he thought it would be funny."

"(to Evan) Build the ark. And if anybody asks, just say, a flood is coming."

""Thou shalt do the dance.""

"Tell you what. You build it and I'll fill it. Oh and you might need this. [Holds up a book titled "Ark Building for Dummies"]"