Semi-Pro

"Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the Coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!"

"It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes!"

"When they look back in the annals of history, people are gonna be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl."

"GODDAMN IT, VAKIDIS, LEARN FUCKIN' ENGLISH!"

"I'm so excited, I can't even...feel my arms!"

"(to Monix) I wish you were still a washing machine!"

"SUCK MY COCK, I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!"

"Heaven wants us to win this game! I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"