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The Benchwarmers

Get off the bench and get into the game.

★ 5.9 2006 · 2000s 85 min en

Synopsis

A trio of guys try and make up for missed opportunities in childhood by forming a three-player baseball team to compete against standard little league squads.

Memorable quotes from The Benchwarmers

"Hold on my moms texting me...No Way! We're having macaroni tonight that means garlic bread.. Yes!!"
"Is bad ass one or two words?"
"What are steroids? "Somtehing that makes your pee pee small"..... There must be steroids in macaroni!"
"For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER! [cries]"
"Fine, you can eat the thin mints at my funeral, Richie."
"Richie told me about that killer lose in the neighborhood, He is killing anyone named Howie! That’s my name, That’s My Name!"
"Keep it under a billion, that's all I got... on me hahaha."
"If you build it, nerds will come."

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