10 Things I Hate About You

"Remove head from sphincter, then drive!"

"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."

"No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritualistic animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas."

"What is it with this chick? She got beer flavored nipples?"

"It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention."

"You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?"

"I happen to like being adored, thank you."

"Bianca: You know, there's a difference between like and love. I mean, I like my Skechers but I love my Prada backpack."