Dark Shadows

"Be quiet, Mr. Hanley, or you'll really be quiet for a very long time. After all, we're all on the same side anyway---MY side."

"Sleeping flame, I summon thee / To your form return / Make the night as bright as day / And burn, baby, burn!"

"You cannot kill me because I am already dead."

"I am reminded of a line from Erich Segal's Love Story: "Love means never having to say you're sorry." However, it is with sincere regret that I must now kill all of you."

"Ah, music. Yes, I'm rather fond of the music of the day. "I am a picker, I am a grinner / I am a lover and I am a sinner / I play my music in the sun". If only Shakespeare had been as eloquent."

"Barnabas Collins: How soon can the horses be ready?"

"Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: We don't have horses, we have a Chevy."

"Willie Loomis: Captain Clarney, I'd like you to meet Barnabas Collins."