Runaway Bride

"Don't tell me. My doorman's another one of your admirers."

"Look, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me."

"So, um, may be you and I should, you know, what do you think, Huh?"

"A toast to, uh to Maggie's family and friends. May you find yourselves the bulls-eye of an easy target. May you be publicly flogged for all of your bad choices. And may your noses be rubbed in all of your mistakes."

"You're a cynical, explotive, mean-hearted creep who wouldn't know real love if it bit him in the armpit."

"There is a distinct possibility that I am profoundly and irreversibly screwed up."

"Maggie Carpenter: I love Eggs Benedict, I hate every other kind. I hate big weddings with everybody staring. I'd like to get married on a weekday while everybody's at work. And when I ride off into the sunset, I want my own horse."

"Ike Graham: Should I be writing this down?"